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Welcome to my profile page. I'm INDHU MATHI D From Coimbatore, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Agriculture/Dairy. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Friday, April 27, 1990 (24 Years)
Gender : Female
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Mobile Number : 89######22
Email Address : in•••••••••••••@•••••••.com
Location : Coimbatore, India
Pincode : 642120

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Movie Review Posted : 36
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Movie Reviews Posted By Indhu Mathi D

Mastizaade
(According to Indhu Mathi D Mastizaade is a 4 star movie)
mastizaade is a very good movie. this movie was so sexy and very hot... boys are like this movie. but this movie is very entertainment movie. love and sex with comedy film... comedy is awesome... this movie will going to big victory for this movie...i give 4 stars to this movie...
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Review Posted on : 29 Jan 2016
The Revenant
(According to Indhu Mathi D The Revenant is a 4 star movie)
the revenant movie is very entertainment movie.and also it was very exitment and huge thrilling excellent movie. the direction is so good. very nice movie. most of the fights in this movie. simply so good to watch this movie in theater. i like this movie very much. the story is very different.....
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Review Posted on : 29 Jan 2016
Wazir
(According to Indhu Mathi D Wazir is a 4 star movie)
wazir is a very good movie..wazir is a indian film, and action film . thrilling film also... very nice movie. this film is amithap pachan acion film.. very entertaining movie.so good to watch this movie to watch in theater.direction of this film was vey good. i like this movie very much..
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Review Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
Chauranga
(According to Indhu Mathi D Chauranga is a 4 star movie)
churanga is a very good movie. this movie tells about a boy growth from childhood . how many problems he face and how to he come out from their problems and his poor life. this movie was so interesting.this movie is a hindi movie. but the directer of this movie is a indian.nice movie.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jan 2016
Ghayal Once Again
(According to Indhu Mathi D Ghayal Once Again is a 4 star movie)
ghayal once agai n is a very good movie.this entire movie was action film. this is indian film and also ghayal once again movie is drama catagery. this movie is very nice to watch . sunny deol direction is very good.this action film is so different story and others.simply i will give 80 marks to this movie.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jan 2016
Chalk N Duster
(According to Indhu Mathi D Chalk N Duster is a 5 star movie)
chalk and duster is a superrhit movie.this movie tell about the relationship between teachers and students ... now a days teacher s teaching styles are change day by day.the way of education are so different.this movie is very interesting to watch. acting was so good...i like this move verymuch. simply superb..
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Review Posted on : 22 Jan 2016
Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
(According to Indhu Mathi D Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 is a 4 star movie)
kyaa kool hain hum 33 is a very good movie. entire this movie is full and full of sexy and comedy film.. this movie will be running sucessefully. because of more glamoures and vulgure. so this movie definitely run successfully.i cant watch this movie till.. i here about these coments from my friends.
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Review Posted on : 22 Jan 2016
Airlift
(According to Indhu Mathi D Airlift is a 4 star movie)
airlift now is a very good movie. this movie was very interesting to watch.this is a indian movie that it will reflects quit war . entire movie was so interesting to watch war between them.i think this movie will going to super hit.....this movie war are like real war .. even i m also exciting to watch this movie.
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Review Posted on : 22 Jan 2016
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi
(According to Indhu Mathi D 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi is a 4 star movie)
this movie was nice to watch... this is very nice movie. this movie was fight and much more things.. very interesting to watch this movie... islamic militarise attack the peoples ...in theatre every one watch this movie very interestingly....entire movie was going very good..this movie was so nice to watch...
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Review Posted on : 21 Jan 2016
Spectre
(According to Indhu Mathi D Spectre is a 4 star movie)
spectre is a very good movie... this movie the shortly and simply say that this film was global criminals... this is the simplest story of this movie... spectre movie is james bond movie... very interesting movie... fights only highlight for this movie...i hope that this movie is going well run more days....
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Review Posted on : 24 Nov 2015
The Hunger Games 2
(According to Indhu Mathi D The Hunger Games 2 is a 4 star movie)
the hunger games 2 movie is a very good movie to watch . this movie full and full about the war between two destroys... it is also very interesting to watch , entertainment movie ... this is like to play games thrilling ....this movie was so good . so each one should watch this movie.
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Review Posted on : 22 Nov 2015
Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq
(According to Indhu Mathi D Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq is a 4 star movie)
chinar daastaan-e-shq is a very good movie . i have not watch this movie. i heared about this movie from my friend s .they told this movie is good movie and a simple love story and a big terrorism i mean fight between their families.they told like these comments about this movie.
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Review Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
Bumper Draw
(According to Indhu Mathi D Bumper Draw is a 5 star movie)
bumper draw is a comedy film .it is super hit film. this movie was full and full entertainment that this movie will go to the big victory. in theater around 3 hour we are laughing ...very nice movie. i like this movie very much. this is a bollywood movie.spend our time to relax if we watch this movie.
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Review Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
Pyar Ka Punchnama 2
(According to Indhu Mathi D Pyar Ka Punchnama 2 is a 4 star movie)
pyar ka punchnama 2 is a very good movie.but i have not watch this movie .but i heared about this movie buy my friends.there is aa good comments about this movie like very nice etc. i want to watch this movie soon.this movie will run successfully. nice story songs everything that i heared about this movie
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Review Posted on : 16 Oct 2015
Jazbaa
(According to Indhu Mathi D Jazbaa is a 4 star movie)
jazbaa is a indian drama film . this is a good film to watch.. very nice movie.. heroin is ishwarya rai from this movie... interesting movie.. ishwarya rai acting was so good .. amassing ..every one want to watch its movie .. then this movie will go to 100 days that i think ..
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Review Posted on : 9 Oct 2015
Singh Is Bliing
(According to Indhu Mathi D Singh Is Bliing is a 4 star movie)
singh is bliing is a very good movie .raftaar singh is a guy who is not ready to take up the responsbilities and he was in search of fun in his life. then his father orders him to go and work under his father s friend in goa, he accepts. later on he meats amy jackson in goa and from thir he falls in love with her.lovely movie.
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Talvar
(According to Indhu Mathi D Talvar is a 4 star movie)
talvar is a hollywood movie .full and full of thrilling movie. simply supereb movie. very nice movie.talver is a minor miracle movie.minor reveting yet balenced a drama from a real life murder case lost in a tangelled web of fact, fiction.this move was very good to watch.must watch you people.thank you
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Review Posted on : 2 Oct 2015
Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu
(According to Indhu Mathi D Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu is a 4 star movie)
kis kko pyaar karu is a romantic comedy film. thes joke is that kapil sharma s debut film was to be a comedy.the film rushes through escapades in a mall when everyone from the wives to deepika s father and tiger bhai land up play hide and seek.very nice movie .should watch it every one.
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Review Posted on : 29 Sep 2015
Calendar Girls
(According to Indhu Mathi D Calendar Girls is a 4 star movie)
calendar girls is a stunner , but for all the wrong reasons. it is stunning in its sheer stupidity.one of the girls allued to in the little, a lahore lass from london,is quickly reduced in aamchi mumbai to servicing sex-starved politicians,industrialists and diplomats. here i cant tell about this full movie. watch it and enjoy it.
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Review Posted on : 29 Sep 2015
Katti Batti
(According to Indhu Mathi D Katti Batti is a 5 star movie)
katti batti movie was super hit movie.. this movie reflects love and romance.. this movie was simply superb.. sometimes comedies are very super..to laughing everyone..this is a fantastic love movie... hero and heroins acting was so good ..friends i like this movie .. i think u people also like this movie.. so please watch this movie..
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Review Posted on : 20 Sep 2015
Maze Runner : The Scorch Trials
(According to Indhu Mathi D Maze Runner : The Scorch Trials is a 4 star movie)
maze runner scorch trails is very good action movie.. this movie give the importance to hero.. he also look that act so good.. fight scence also good and natural .. songs also nice to hear.. very different story..i like this movie verymuch.. i think this movie was to reach people in depth..
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Review Posted on : 20 Sep 2015
Msg-2 The Messenger
(According to Indhu Mathi D Msg-2 The Messenger is a 4 star movie)
msg-2 the messenger is indian thriller film... this film was very good to watch .. and also this movie was very interesting to watch. i think this film will going to unexpected victory...lot of thrilling gives to us. lot of magics and very interesting scences to this movie.. every one should watch this movie..
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Review Posted on : 20 Sep 2015
Hero
(According to Indhu Mathi D Hero is a 4 star movie)
hero movie is reflects to love and romantic movie . this movie was very interesting.. all love movies are we like to watch . but this movie was very different romantic movie.. this movie represents todays love story in our society... i like to watch this movie .. and enjoy everything in this movie.. all the best to all success for this movie
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Review Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
Welcome Back
(According to Indhu Mathi D Welcome Back is a 4 star movie)
welcome back movie is a very very nice comedy movie.. i totally enjoyed to watching this movie... sruthihasan action was i like very much.. full and full very entertainment movie..everything will be new to show this movie.this movie will going to victory and get all success that i wish.i like this movie..
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Review Posted on : 4 Sep 2015
Hitman Agent 47
(According to Indhu Mathi D Hitman Agent 47 is a 4 star movie)
hit man agent 47 this movie was action and thriller film.. entire story was thrilling like what next, what next ... now i am simply say about this movie was a game....... i mean this movie was like a game.. agent 47 is only one... not 47. simply superb this movie.. watch it..
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Review Posted on : 31 Aug 2015
Phantom
(According to Indhu Mathi D Phantom is a 4 star movie)
phantom is a very good movie... this movie tells that mumbai terrorism.. very nice movie.. how the terrorism is grows up and how to handle that those things are provided to that movie....and every ones are watching that movie in theatre.i like this movie and watch enjoying... you people should watch.. thank u..
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Review Posted on : 31 Aug 2015
Manjhi - The Mountain Man
(According to Indhu Mathi D Manjhi - The Mountain Man is a 4 star movie)
manjhi- the mountain man this movie was good to watch.this film was to take us as their tittle , i mean mountain.but a little bit of suspense in claimax. very nice movie to watch.very interesting story,direction, fight, comedy, dressings everything was very good .i like this movie.definitly this film going to super hit!!!!
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Review Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
All Is Well
(According to Indhu Mathi D All Is Well is a 4 star movie)
all is well this movie was very good movie to this society . a good message was given to this society .every ones acting was so good.and reflects to their own problems for our usual life.then all is well this movie was total family entertainment film ....very nice movie. going to super hit...
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Review Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
Brothers
(According to Indhu Mathi D Brothers is a 4 star movie)
brothers is a very good movie.real street fighting are very interest to watch this movie. very nice to watch to this drama catagry movie. this movie was reflects that broken family story.some interesting comedies and good masala movie.every one want to watch this movie in theatre . this was awesome story.
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Review Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
Mission: Impossible €“ Rogue Nation
(According to Indhu Mathi D Mission: Impossible €“ Rogue Nation is a 4 star movie)
this movie was so good.every one should watch this movie in their life.very powerful story.i really like this movie so much.we know about many of things to learn in our real life if we watch that movie. very superb direction .some some time comedy was very nice.beautiful story .here i tell that story there is no interest to watch that movie.so i don tell story must to watch and comment here.
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Review Posted on : 11 Aug 2015
Miss Tanakpur Haazir Ho
(According to Indhu Mathi D Miss Tanakpur Haazir Ho is a 4 star movie)
miss tanka put haasir movie was very good to see. this movie tells about that the village love story.dialogues are so sweet to hear that from the long back up.totally this love story was very different from all other movies.songs are very good. timing comedy is very nice for this movie..
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
Guddu Rangeela
(According to Indhu Mathi D Guddu Rangeela is a 5 star movie)
giddy rangeland film is a comedy film...this film was totally laugh in entire movie. good masala movie. songs for this movie is not bad to hear. very interesting indian film . both hero and heroines acting was so good. every one must watch that movie .direction was so good in that movie.superb.
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Review Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
Baahubali
(According to Indhu Mathi D Baahubali is a 5 star movie)
baahubali holds out many promises:of adventure romance,love,weakness.and it delivers magnificently on each of them.baahubali is simply spectacular .many charecters and situations from mahabharat and ramayana .the story telling technique was very beautiful.background locations and film making are awesome.i don know how to pass two and half hours. very interesting movie...........
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Review Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
I Love New Year
(According to Indhu Mathi D I Love New Year is a 4 star movie)
i love new year is superb indian movie...very romantic movie. this movie represents that current love how is going that can be amazing....this movie was in every ones mind if they see that film......very interesting to watch that movie...everything was that movie was very good to see and very entertain....................
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Review Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
Second Hand Husband
(According to Indhu Mathi D Second Hand Husband is a 3 star movie)
this movie was very good to see everyone.the story of the movie is awesome .comedy of this movie is also so good.everyone should watch this movie.chemistry of hero and heroines are also so good.very nice songs.very good direction.very entertainment movie to watch after a long break.thanks to give this movie to us.
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Review Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
Bajrangi Bhaijaan
(According to Indhu Mathi D Bajrangi Bhaijaan is a 4 star movie)
i haven't seen the movie.i heard it from friends .good movie.i like this movie very much.acting also so good.songs ,dance everything was so good.climax of this story is highlight to this story.every one should watch this movie must.comedy is good. every thing combined to this movie.action ,love,comedy very good masala movie.
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Review Posted on : 21 Jul 2015

Joke Posted By Indhu Mathi D

More Husband Wife Joke

husband vs wife

wife:what is 10 years with me?
husband:a second.
wife:what is $1000 for me?
husband:a coin.
wife: ok give me a coin.
husband:wait a second



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sarthargi

judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop



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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.



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Height of Facebook update

height of facebook update
a newly born boy's status
thanks god! got delivered successfully.
at-hospital, delhi



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Just 4 my cute friends only

just 4 my cute friends only
why do popcorn jump when it is in the stove?
why?
why?
very curiors na........
you sit on the stove and then see why it will jump



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Heaven

a dead boy ws takn 2 heaven
god ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng.
boy: only i'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt.
god smild
& d boy ws sent 2
hell 4 his ovracting.


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Couples during wedding

why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
it’s a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!


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after drinking

after drinking:-
men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...

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edison had righty said

edison had rightly said:

a fool can ask more questions
than a wise can answer.

now we know why all of us
are speechless during the viva



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mobile vs women

a mobile is like women :-
talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
disturbs when your busy and when u need them urgently,
they have no service.



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banta

banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.


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terrorist

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.


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Very very funny shayari by thief-

very very funny shayari by thief-
mobile ke night plans ne to hume,
bhuka maar diya hai dosto,
jis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..


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kid 2 mom

kid 2 mom: 20 rs dena,
bahar 1 garib ko dene hen.
mom: kaha hai garib?
kid:bechra bahar dhup me,
icecream bech raha hai mummy........


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2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.

2 larkiyon ko 5 saal ki saza mili.
dono 1 hi room mai 5 saal guzarnay ke bad
jab ghar janay lagii to...
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1 larki boli.
chal thikk hai baakii baten mobile per kartey hain


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Husband driving

husband driving car at very high speed:
dekhi meri speed darling??
&
achanak car band ho gai..
biwi hasne lagi
husbnd: kya huaa??
biwi: kuchh nahi, kal rat ki yad aagai..


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Girlfriend

girlfriend bnane ke baad he
adhiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai


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Yoga Madam:

yoga madam:- dear students!!
batao mai ek paav par kab aur.
kyo khadi rehti hu ??
.
student:- nahane ke baad chaddi pahane ke time...


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latest

log pata nhi kaise propose kar dete hain
mujhe to pani-puri khane k bad,
papdi mangne me bhi sharam aa jati hai



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latest

mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
beta-patla saa tha, white colour ka
...
mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak



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girls boys

gf 2 bf bahot attitude hai tum me
bf - attitude to bachpan se hai
jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the


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Jailor To Tailor:

jailor to tailor:
1000 pants aur 999 shirts silvake bhej dena.
tailor:
jailorsahab ye ek shirt kam kyu..?
jailor;
shalmann khann aa raha hain na!!!


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husband wife

husband - mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
wife- uska husband kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha



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girls boys

boy: i love you baby
girl: i have already a boyfriend
he: olx pe bech de
purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega
very funny hindi sms



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Jaan Leva Ishq-

jaan leva ishq-
college me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
college gate se apne baap aur bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath




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santa banta

santa asks banta: tujay larki phasani aati hai?
banta: nahi..!
santa: nahi aati to seekh le..
pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
phir usay class mein ura..
mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
bas phas gai larki . .


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latest

bittu: i sent love letters to my girl friend everyday for 2 years !
chotu : then what happenned ?
bittu : she married the ‘postman’



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santa banta

santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.

the shopkeeper asked: exide laga doon sir?

santa: dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be....



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latest

mummy: kyon rota hai mera sona?
kids: dad ne mujhe kiss nahi di.
mummy: tumne tables nahi sunaye hon gey.
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kids: kaamwali ko kon se tables aatey hain?



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School

school mein master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aaya:
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.
.
kami- na


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santa banta

santa: oye tu har sms do dafa q karta h?
banta : taaki tu 1 forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!


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2 boys with SardaR

2 boys with sardar where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gives hand to stop.
sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!



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santa banta

santa: station jaane k kitne logay?
rikshawala: 50
santa: 20 lelo
riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega


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girls boys

boy to pretty girl - recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu



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Sweet insult!!

sweet insult!!
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
ladka : ji bhabhiji.


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latest

thandi-thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.
wah wah.
wah wah.
bandar bhi message pad rahe hai.
kya educated hua zamana.



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hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??

hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??
hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...


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hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??

hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua??
hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...


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Internet

internet par ladki pataayi,
internet par ho gayi sagaayi,
internet par divorce ho gaya,
isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya


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What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

q: what is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

ans:
secretary says good morning sir
&
private secretary says its morning sir



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1980 GIRL 2006 GIRL

1980 girl
mama can i wear jeans.
mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
2006 girl
mama can i wear miny skirts
mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.


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Lifeboy Soap

in a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! you know whose that boy? stupid it's lifeboy soap! dirty people always think dirty.


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he came 2 me 1 nite ........

he came 2 me 1 nite ........
explored my body........
licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left..........
i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!


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girls boys

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai
girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi


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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.

baagon mein phool khilte rahenge.
raat mein diye jalte rahenge.
dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha.
baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge



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hindi funny sms

arz kiya hai..
.
.
.
.
ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge...
.
.
.
.
.
itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hm dusri pata lenge...................................


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Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-

zindgi ke 7 ahm kam-
1)studies
2)games
3)entertainment
4)love
5)..
6)..
7)..
??
love ke bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta


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santa

once santa, computer science student, washing his hands with dettol
.
.
.
.
.
.
. after removing a virus from his system



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1 larka Charas pi k aya,

1 larka charas pi k aya,
dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga!
dad:charas pi k aya hai?
son:nhi to?
dad:kamine, phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..



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This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1'

this year is a mathematical operatin year of '1'
1+1=2 add
1-1=0 sub
1*1=1 mul
1/1=1 div
that is '2011'
plz dont force me for nobel prize.
i hate publicity.......


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GIRLS EXCUSES

girls excuses : phone mat karo dear mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat bhi hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear wihtout fear


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very funny jokes on girls

1980 girl
mama can i wear jeans.
mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 girl
mama can i wear miny skirts
mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.................................


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Hindi funny sms

mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khada ho jata hai: rom-rom jazbaat ka
kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: balon main phool gulab ka.................................................

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jija: sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? sali: jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!................mast chutkule



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very funny jokes on girls

wives r incoming calls
lovers r outgoing calls
aunties r tollfree calls
callgirls r roaming calls
neighbour girls r missed calls.................


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Taxi drive

taxi driver: mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom i'm dropping to airport today.
lady: but i'm not pregnant.
driver: but we havn't reached airport yet.



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main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola....... main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola..... aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola..............chutkule


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Hindi funny sms

punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................


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very very funny sms

delivry k waqt
lady- god ladka
man- god ladki
god- shut up
dont confuse me
vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k
tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega.............................................

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Plz Ignore Mt Krna

plz ignore mt krna
1 bcha jo bhut chota hai
q k bache chote hote hai.
us bechare ko apni potty dhoni nhi ati
hm log rozana kitne fuzul msgs karte hen
plz 1 ye msg b sub ko forward kro taki.
koi uski potty dhula sake..


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45 saal ka SSALMAN.

45 saal ka ssalman...n k...khan ladki dekhne gaya!
ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi!
hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha


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Thinking of Indians

thinking of indians
sarkari bus me bethna nahi,
sarkari school me padhna nahi,
sarkari hospital me ilaz nahi,
mager
nokri chahiye to kewal sarkari wah india


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very very funny sms

name: champa
dob: 14/8/72
wt: 149kg
height: 4ft
color: black
state: jharkhand
kaam: gobar uthana
dream: shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese....................

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PYARE DESHWASIO AB HAME AAZADI MIL GAI HE JAI HIND

pyare deshwasio ab hame aazadi mil gai he jai hind
sender: gandhi
sent via:sms
time: 00:27
date: 15/08/1947
sorry 4 the late delivery its a bsnl


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girls boys

boy & girl in restaurant
boy:- i love u
girl:- i don’t love u
boy:- think again?
girl:- i told u. no no & no
boy :- waiter, bring separate bills.
girl:- ok ok……. i love u too………



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YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI.

yun to hum hai bhramchari.
magar jahan dekhi naari wahin aankh mari
pat gayi to hamari
verna fir bharamchari


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1 aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: ye kaun sa station hai?
sardar ne socha socha,
bahot soocha or bola
railway station hai


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funny sms in hindi

book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi



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Lovers sitting in a park,

lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
girl says no dear not all this before marriage.. boy: don’t worry darling “i am already marriedâ€


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U r the ACCENT of my Life,

u r the accent of my life,
alto of my dreams,
ikon of my eyes,
zen of my thoughts,
indica of my joy,
lancer of my heart.
can anyone clear this traffic jam plzz



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PANDIT

pundit:-tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
bow:wow, kia bat hai.
pandit:ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain


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Newspaper Mein News aya “50\\% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

newspaper mein news aya
“50\\% of sardars are donkeys

â€the sardars protested.
next day news aya ki

“50\\% of sardars r not donkeysâ€
the sardars celebrated........................top funny sms



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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

wife:please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay. sardar: agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.................funny sms



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ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, chamki, badal garje, zor se barish shuru hoi, aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.



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What does ILU means?

what does ilu means?

i= i
l= love
u=urdu
so i love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…

i love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon



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baith kr mehbuba ki julfo k saye me aisa josh aya..
wah wah..
wah wah..
fir kya hua??
wife ne dekh liya aur icu me hosh aya..


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ji karta hai,
apke pas aau,
apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!!
na bolu, na baithu...
bus apki ankho me ..
santre ka chilka nichor kr bhag jau.


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cat elphT

cat:hw old r u?
elpht:5yrs
cat:but u looking big
elpht:i m a complan boy
cat:i m 30yrs
elpht:but u look so smll
cat:i m a jhandu kesri jivan
badhti umar mano tham si jaye


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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

how a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
yr 1. janu
yr 2. o g.
yr 3. aji, sunte ho?
yr 4. arey, o bunty k pappa
and then…..
yr 5. kahan mar gaye?
yr 6. tum aate ho k main aaon?


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Man to Hotel Manager

man to hotel manager : jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
manager : so .. sir what can i do?
man : abey saale ! khirki nahi khul rahi.



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A studenT

a student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
he wrote:-
“drive carefully! don’t kill the students, wait for the teachersâ€


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Doctor Patient

doctor : apka weight kitna hai?
patient: chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
doctor : aur bina chashme ke?
patient: woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.



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In apptitude test:

in apptitude test:
teacher:in which state is river kaveri.
.
sardar:in “liquid stateâ€.


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Sardar proposed a Girl……

sardar proposed a girl……
girl said “im 1 yearr elder to you………..
sardar said oye no problem soniye,
ill marry you next year..:


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santa banta

santa: aaj men ne 1 jan bachai
banta: woh kaisay?
santa: vo aise k ek faqir ko pucha
1000 ka note dun to kya karega
wo bola
khushi se mar jaunga
me ne kaha ja nahi deta


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Bruce Lee’s favorite,

bruce lee’s favorite,
vegetable: mu lee
breakfast: id lee
festival: diva lee
actress: sona lee
music: qwaa lee
movie: coo lee no. 1
animal: bil lee
timepass: khuj lee


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sartharji

sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye?
kyunki sardarji ko information mili thi
k paper leak ho gaya hai:


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santa

santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘red tie only.â€
when he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.


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santa

judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi par
latkaya jayega
santa-sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..dukan bhi to kholni hai


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mard mirch ki tarah tikha aur tej hota hai
magar mirch kitne bhi tej kyo na ho-aurat uska
achar dal deti hai


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santa banta

santa -i kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
banta -i kiss ur wife after u go to office,
santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!


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Santa selling parachute.

santa selling parachute.
u can jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
santa: paisa wapas



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Tum paas aae Yun muskuraye

tum paas aae
yun muskuraye
apne 32 dant
mujko dikhaye
dekh ke mera dil
phoot phoot ke rota hai
*
*
yaar tumse brush bhi
theek se nahi hota hai



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gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola



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Sharma:verma

sharma: roz subah 25 cute girls mera intezaar karti hain..
verma: woh kaise?
sharma: main girls college ki van ka driver hun!!


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pk ke poster me aamir ne agar radio ke sath ek lota bhi pakra hota
to ye samghna aasan hota ki bina kapro ke amir railway track pe kaya karne gaye the.


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boy

boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha i love u tumne mera dil chura liya hai
nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.


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girls boys

girl: tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
girl; kya tum pagal ho?
boy; nahi, main
†naaii †hon..


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Makkhi Mar

makkhi mar
wife: kya kar rahe ho?
man: makkhiya maar rha hu.
wife: kitni mari?
man: 3 male aur 2 female.
wife: kaise malum?
man: kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…


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santa banta

santa ne pco pe jate hi pco wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. socho kyon?
because pco ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye


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teacher

teacher: you call your mother as mum. what will you call your mother’s younger sister & elder sister?
sardar: so simple, i’ll call them minimum & maximum



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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

an aeroplane asks a rocket
how is that you can fly so fast?
the rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!


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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.

ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
duniya mein kuch mile na mile.
do cheezein haq se leni chahiye.
ek samose ke sath extra chatni
aur
dusra gol-gappe khane ke baad
uska pani .


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filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
jannat
murder
gangster
awarapan
fanna
titanic
.
jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..



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husband wife

wife:what will you give me if i successfully climb & reach the top of the great mt.everest..
husband:a gentle push..


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17century mom 2 her son

17century mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna


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A Psychology Report..

a psychology report..
when 2 couples come face to face..??
wives look at each other's saris
&
husbands look at each other's wife..


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god

god: i can't b evrywhere so i created mother.
devil: i too can't b evrywhere soi created girls.
god: dont worry i hav created boys to change them to mothers!



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Doctor

doctor: u look exactly like my third wife.
lady: how many wives do you have?
doc : two..


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I Kicked lion's face

one day,
i kicked lion's face

i puld tigers tail

i broke cheetas leg

i threw elphants

then toy shop owner kickd me out..!



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boy

sir:tense kitne type k hote hai?
boy: 3 , present, past, future
sir: gud
exampl do
boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha,
aaj pyar karta hu,
kal bhaga k le jaunga.


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Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-

drinkers movies banate toh-
1)soda akbar
2)rab ne pila di thodi
3)rum de basanti
4)hum tight ho chuke sanam
5)beer zaara
6)bewde zameen par.




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girls boys

girl:aaj mere papa ne mujhe
tumhare sath bike pe jaate hue dekha..
bf: phir ?
girl:phir kya,
mujhse bus ke paise wapas le liye..!!


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husband wife

husband : tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut faayada hua.
wife :kaun sa faayada?
husband : mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gai


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agar apko lagta hai ki ap beautiful hai
smart hai
charming hai to
kutta paliye…
saap paliye..
sher paliye
magar
galat fehmi mat paliye.


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panti

pati: what’s hypnotism?
patni: kisi ko apne vash mein
kar k us se man chaha kaam
karwana.
pati: arey nahi isey to shaadi
kehte hein


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sartharji

sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night !
doctor: take this tablet you will be ok….
sardar: can i take tommorrow, tonight is final match



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Titanic was sinking.

titanic was sinking.
an englishman asked santa, “how far is land�
santa: 2 kms.
englishman jumped into sea.
englishman: now, which direction?
santa: downwards!


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santa banta

santa ko puri raat macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
santa ne zehar piya or bola.
“ab kaato saalo sab k sab mar jaao geâ€


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sartharji

teacher: oxygen is must 4 breathing… it was discovered in 1773
sardar: thank god i was born aft that.
sardar: thank god i was born after that! pehlay paida hota to mar jaata


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latest

usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!



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Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)? .

which is the most confussing day in america(u.s.a)?
.
fathers day..!!
coz..
nobody knows whom to wish….



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Jab hota hai tera didar..

jab hota hai tera didar..
dil darakta hai bar bar..
jab hota hai tera didar..
dil darakta hai bar bar..aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar


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Banta Santa:

banta: jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
santa: kamaal hai!
sab ka nishana chook gaya?



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ANew OFFER!

anew offer! call rates ab dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
congrats!!! u r chosen for free calls



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Sardar

sardar: why are all these people running? man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup. sardar: if only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?



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SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-

suggestion frm narad :-
if ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy
bt
think who z sending those msgs to ur lover?
my job is over!
nrayan nrayan..



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chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana
ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana



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80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.

80 saal ka buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms
dost:- tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
buddhha:- koi rape nahi kiya.
ye to ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...


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fulo ki hasi gulab hai, new funny sms in hindi
padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena arre wo toh lajavab hai....


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love letter

if a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him loafer but if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it offer. feel the difference


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sartharji

a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer girl asked:
underwear dikhana plz.
sardar thora sharmakar:
g aaj nahi pehni.



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tablet

delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme ipill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy



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sartharji

sardar dukhi tha
kisi ne pucha: kyu tension me ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye,
ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hu


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bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
pati ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar sasur ne jaan de di.
lekin saas chup rahi kyu?
kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi



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Importance of thumb

importance of thumb- child use it4sucking.
illiterate people use it4sign,
winners4victory & my fans use it4reading
my sms oh u too? crazy fan



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girls boys

girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
banta- haan
girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!



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1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. ldke ne coment pas kiya.
aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte



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cotton in nose

when words fail, eyes speak.
when eyes fail,â€heart†speaks.
when heart fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…


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jab koi itna khas ban jaye top funny sms
uske bare me sochna ehsas ban jaye
to mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
isse pehle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaye.


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kaise mumkin tha
kisi aur haqim se elaaj karana..?
ai dost,
ishq ka rog tha,
mammi ki chappal se hi aaram
aaya


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ek student dusre se:
aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd student:
to phir chal thora sa padh le



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Wife looking at stars

wife looking at stars
btao wo kon si cheez h jo tum roz dekh skte ho pr tod nhi skte?
husband- m nhi bataunga
wife- bolo na plz
hsbd-tumhara mooh..

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kya ap machharo se pareshan h
sone me takleef hoti hai to..machharo ke sone ke baad
so jaiye. thik hai. what n idea sir-ji.

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wife: i am pregnant.
santa: par main to england me tha
wife: aapki photo thi na
santa: ullu mat bana kamini,
photo to kamar tak hi thi.

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girl: aajtak tumne kiss nahi kia kiss karona mujhe
santa: nahi
girl: q nahi?
santa: bade bujurg kah gae he aurato ko muh nahi lagana chahiye

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If U Marry One Woman

if u marry one woman

if u marry one woman
she will fight with you
but if u marry with 2 women
they will fight for u …

feel the difference
add wife .. have life

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Punjabi Biwi Se Phone Par


punjabi biwi se phone par:

“kiya pakaya hai aaj khanay mein?â€

biwi (ghussay se): “zeherâ€

punjabi: kha kar so jana, main dair se aaonga.

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Shirt Pr Lipstick Ka Nishaan

shirt pr lipstick ka nishaan

wife: ye aap ki shirt pr lipstick
ka nishan kahan se aaya?

husband: main khud hairan hn ..
mainy to us waqt shirt utari hui thi …

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Kiya Mein Moti Ho Gai Hn

kiya mein moti ho gai hn

biwi ki soch
mian bv apny kamry mein khamosh bethy thy
bv ki soch:
kiu ye mujh se bat nhi kr rhy?
kiya ye dosri shadi k bary mein soch rhy hein?
kiya ye kisi aur ko chahty hein?
kiya mein moti ho gai hn?
shohar ki soch:
agar is se bat ki to kahin paisy hi na mang le ..

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Kitchen Se BV Boli


bv kitchen se boli: sunty ho, main din ba din khoobsurat hoti ja rhi hn
shohar: acha wo kaisy?
bv: ab to mujh se rotiyan bhi jalny lagi hain

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Agar Wo Egg Boil Krti


aik aadmi apni bv k har kaam mai nuqs nikalta tha
agar wo egg boil karti to kehta fry karna tha
agar fry krti to kehta boil karna tha

aik din us ki bv ne dono bana liye … aik boil aur aik fry
us ne dono eggs ko ghour se daikha aur kaha

bewaqoof .. tum ko aqal kab ayegi

.

jo boil karna tha wo fry kar dia
jo fry karna tha wo boil kar dia

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3sri Uski Wife


har mard ki zindagi mein
“3 dolls†aati hain
1st us ki beti
“baby dollâ€
2nd us ki girlfriend
“barbi dollâ€
3rd us ki wife
“panadolâ€
(wo bhi extra)

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Ye Dunya Gol Hai

ye dunya gol hai

achi biwi dunya k har konay mein mil jati hai

magar

masla ye hai k dunya gol hai, kona nhi milta .

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Lovers are Like Pizzas

lovers are like pizzas

boyfriends are like “paanipuri†always tasty
lovers are like “pizzas†hot & spicy
husband are like “dal chawal†no option but good for health.

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If You Cant Afford a Doctor

if you cant afford a doctor

if you can’t afford a doctor,
go to an airport, you will get a
free x-ray and breast exam.
and; if you mention al qaeda,
you’ll get a free endoscopy.

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I Am Not Perfect

i am not perfect but

i am not perfect.
but
i am better than
your ex and
gonna be better
than your next

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Student SMS Jokes – It was Question Paper

student sms jokes – it was question paper

i saw it with my eyes but couldn’t understand it
took it in my hands, but couldn’t understand it
keep thinking for a long time, but again couldn’t understand it
it was not a dream,
it was is not a love,
it was not even friendship,

then i realized: “it was question paperâ€

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Shahid Afridi SMS Jokes

shahid afridi sms jokes

shahid afridi‘s daughter:

ammi dekho papa six pe six maar rahey hain

afridi’s wife:

beta theek se dekho ..
head & shoulders ya phir pepsi ka add hoga.

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wife

frind : tumhari wife gum hui hy tum ne police ko q nai bataya.
sardarji : q k jb mera scooter gum huwa tha,
to police walo ne 15-20 din chala k wapis kia tha...


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Funny sms

funny sms: i need a 6 month vacation, twice a year face !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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English

did you hear what the english, the irish and the scots did when they heard the world was coming to an end? the english all went out and got drunk. the irish all went to church. and the scots had a closing down sale.

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English language

what is the longest word in the english language? 'smiles'. because there is a mile between its first and last letters.

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A SECOND LANGUAGE

a second language

a family of mice were surprised by a big cat. father mouse jumped and and said, “bow-wow!†the cat ran away. “what was that, father?†asked baby mouse. “well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language

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IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man goes to the doctor and says, “doctor, wherever i touch, it hurts.â€
the doctor asks, “what do you mean?â€
the man says, “when i touch my shoulder, it really hurts. if i touch my knee - ouch! when i touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.â€
the doctor says, “i know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!â€

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THE BIGGEST LIE

the biggest lie

two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

the teacher says, “why are you arguing?â€

one boy answers, “we found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.â€

“you should be ashamed of yourselves,†said the teacher, “when i was your age i didn’t even know what a lie was.â€

the boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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santa

snta-ye chhota medal tumhe kyu mila h?
bnta-gane k liye,
snta-aur ye bada wala?
bnta-apna gana band krne k lie



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santa

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. main kya karu?
banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.



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latest

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye



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tcher- netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.



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Hight of Insult

girl: i like ur ‘teeth’.
boy: oh really, why?
girl: ......becoz yellow is my favorite color.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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polar bear

q: what is the definition of a polar bear?
a: a rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation

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mathematics

q: why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
a: because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

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Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

munna bhai:- a circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
circuit:- aray simple bhai,
bolay to agar bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

lecturer: write a note on gandhi jayanti.
circuit writes: gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is jayanti.
koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Bina dant wala kutta katay to

munna bhai: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
circuit:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

munna bhai visits mysore palace.
circuit: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
munna: kaiku ?
circuit: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
munna: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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Latest version of java

interviewer asked sardarji:
which are the 2 latest versions of java?
sardarji: marjava & mitjava

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Sardar's Leave application

sardar's leave application
dear sir,
my wife is ill.
as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for one day.

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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

2 sardars lookin at an egyptian mummy.
sardar1:look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
sardar2: aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, bc-1760

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Kept the door open while bathing

do u know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
because he was scared that someone
might see through the key hole.

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Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

question: why did 18 sardars
go to a movie?
answer: because below 18
was not allowed.

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut

a sardar went to pizza hut.
there he ordered a pizza.
the waiter asked him:
sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
sardar replied:
o 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Sardar filed an application 4 divorce.

a sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
judge asked :
how will you divide, you have 3 children?
sardar replied :
ok! we will apply next year.

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Todays dinner should be lite

q:why is a sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
a:because his doctor advised him
todays dinner should be light

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Sardar proposed a girl......

sardar proposed a girl......
girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
sardar said oye no problem
soniye i'll marry u next year.

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How can you make seven even?

teacher to sardar: what is number seven , even or odd
sardar: even
teacher: how can you make seven even?
sardar:remove the s!!

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What is the fastest thing in world?

what is the fastest thing in world?
four guys
1 from harward:
1 oxford
1 texas & a sardar from pujab university
1 common question:
what is the fastest thing in world?
oxford:light
harvard:thought
texas:blink of an eye
sardar:its loose motions,
because last night i was lying in my bed
& before i could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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Tring Tring Tring.

tring tring tring.
sardar: hello kon bol raha hai?
other side: ji, main bol raha hon.
sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry

sardar selected a short girl to marry.
why?
because guru ji told him
musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...

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Sardar going to shikaar

sardar darvaze pe gun liye khara tha
wife: y r u standing here?
sardar: sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
wife: to jao na..!
sardar: kase jaon baher kutta khara hai

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Sardar always smile during lightning storms

q:- why does sardar always smile during lightning storms?
a:- they think their picture is being taken.

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You are seeing my wife

sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
driver adjusted miror.
sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
go & sit back. i will drive auto...:d

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I will give both of them

sardar 2 friend: guess how many
coins i have in my pocket?
friend:if i guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:oji, i will give both of them

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Monkeys play football

sardar to doctor:
when i sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
dr:no problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
sardar: kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

a sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: bring this.
waiter: oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.
teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything...


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Traffic signal for aeroplane

sardar saw a very high airtel tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said india is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for aeroplane in the air

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel

sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
a man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : cant you read the board.
parking is only for 2 wheeler

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Sardar shopping early

judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop.....

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Sardar Bunks office

sardar bunks office n goes to home.
he saw his wife with his boss.
he comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

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Go and water the plants

sardar told his servant:
go and water the plants. servant
its already raining. sardar: so what?
take an umbrella and go.

Views : 245    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

in a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

how can a sardar kill a lion ?
sardarji thinks n thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion:
i'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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A Teacher lecturing on population

in india after every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
a sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

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Sitting on the top of mountain

sardar : sitting on the top of the mountain and studying....
when a person asked what he was doing....
he replied... oye!! higher studies yaar...!!!

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Open lunch box in the middle of the road

sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...

Views : 50    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Pair of strange socks

teacher : what a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
sardar: yes it's really strange.
i've got another pair of the same at home.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

sardar got into a bus on 1st april
when conductor asked for ticket.
he gave rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
i have pass...

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
sardar 1 : what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : don't worry, i have a one more.!!

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Why do men chase women?

question: why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

answer: for the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Views : 56    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Views : 260    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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An extra sense is NON SENSE.

most people have 5 senses.
some people have 6 senses.
but u r blessed with 7 senses.
an extra sense is non sense.

Views : 138    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Muskurati bohut ho

aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Views : 257    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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At ur age hitler COMMITed suicide

teacher : u failure !
at ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir,
but at ur age hitler COMMITed suicide

Views : 137    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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I put my dog out of the window

do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
i put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'twins twins'

Views : 118    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Difference between a woman and a magnet

what is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
magnets have a positive side!

Views : 139    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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What is a girl friend?

what is a girl friend?
addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

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Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

girlfriend: and are you sure
you love me and no one else?
boyfriend: dead sure!
i checked the whole list again yesterday

Views : 114    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Have a horrible day without water

have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

Views : 146    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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My Girlfriend Told Me

my girlfriend told me
if i bought her one more stupid gift
she would burn it
so i bought her a candle ...

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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Even if most beautiful girl is picked,

if a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
even if most beautiful is picked,
there's still the pain of losing
the remaining eighty nine......

Views : 155    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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A love letter from biscuit maker

a love letter from biscuit maker:
dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me...
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position...

Views : 196    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Sep 2015
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What gift you want for your birthday

dad : son, what do you want for your birthday?
son : not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it...

Views : 54    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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I was sitting on daddy's lap.

son: mom, when i was on the bus
with dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
mom: well, you have done the right thing.!!
son: but mum, i was sitting on daddy's lap.

Views : 135    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Turning pages without reading

air and students have the same mentality
dont you know how ?
both keep turning book's pages without reading....

Views : 164    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

sumeone kills amir's gf
& he loses his memory.
than he tries to find out d killer.
suspense:amir himself is d killer.
now enjoy watchng ghajini :p

Views : 160    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Couples hold hands during their wedding

y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

Views : 145    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...!!!

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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

an aeroplane asks a rocket
how is that you can fly so fast?
the rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

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jeevan me .........

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge...

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Future plans of childrens

future plans of childrens:
teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
adnan: i want 2 b a pilot.
wakeel: i want 2 b a doctor.
bina: i want 2 b a good mother.
shariq : i want 2 help bina.


Views : 126    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
bahut dino ke baad nahaaye se lagte ho..

Views : 252    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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First class in B.Ed

a newly married girl got first class in her b.ed exams. her husband sent telegram to her parents - ruby first class in bed!

Views : 59    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

if malika plays roll of draupadi,
duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Views : 251    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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There's a bomb in my garden!

man: officer! there's a bomb in my garden!
officer: don't worry. if no one claims it
within three days, you can keep it.

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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I say she's no good!

father: your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
son: that's why i say she's no good!

Views : 134    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

khuda ke ghar say kuch gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye


Views : 248    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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When u feel lonely and alone

when u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Views : 129    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Your network tariff has changed!

your network tariff has changed!
call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls!!!!

Views : 138    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Sep 2015
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Husband-wife

girl friends are like pepsi yeh dil maange more
wife is like a medicine bas ek hi kaafi hai...

Views : 185    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Sep 2015
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Hat-trick

what is the pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls!!!!'

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Wife: What is so interesting in me

wife: what is so interesting in me?
husband: i dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Views : 233    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Aug 2015
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet..

an englishman and santa inside the toilet.
englishman: good evening, how do u do?
santa: gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Views : 77    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

a lady calls santa for repairing door bell,
santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
lady calls again, santa replies,
i'm coming daily since 4 days,
i press the bell but no one comes out.

Views : 146    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Headlights and wipers

after an accident,
a v.angry driver: i showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
santa: i also started d wipers
& said no, no..no no.....

Views : 121    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Theif entered kitchen

santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake i made.
banta: whom should i call now,
police or ambulance?


Views : 150    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Cut workload by 50\\%

salesman:this computer will
cut your workload by 50\\%.
santa:that is great,
i will take two of them:p

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Dont carry umbrella during rain

bantas advise-
dont carry umbrella during rain
keep whisper on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta....

Views : 121    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Heart fails.....

when words fail, eyes speak.
when eyes fail,â€heart†speaks.
when heart fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…!!


Views : 104    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Aug 2015
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Class room jokes

it was oral examination in the standard two. the class teacher asked various questions to the students. she asked tom, ‘can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘e’?
tom replied ‘elephant’
teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘t’.
tom replied ‘two elephants’
teacher asked him the same question.
tom replied ‘ten elephants’
annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘m’
tom replied ‘mother elephant’
the angry teacher repeated the same question.
cool tom replied ‘may be an elephant. !!!!!!!!!

Views : 60    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Aug 2015
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Taste this SMS

taste this sms
did u feel da taste of ginger?
no?
sure?
well.....
bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!

Views : 197    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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Mental hospital is not so far

twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
mental hospital is not so far.!!

Views : 86    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

you are one of the most cute persons in the world!!
just a second, don't misunderstand.
cute means:
creating
useless
troubles
everywhere..!!

Views : 69    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Aug 2015
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If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

if malika plays roll of draupadi,
duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?!!!!!

Views : 309    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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There's a bomb in my garden!

man: officer! there's a bomb in my garden!
officer: don't worry. if no one claims it
within three days, you can keep it.!!!!!!!!

Views : 100    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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When u feel lonely and alone

when u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!!!

Views : 68    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Move on dude

a 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
dear math,
im sick & tired of finding ur x
jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
move on dude!!!!

Views : 139    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Newtons Universal Law Of Love

newtons universal law of love:
every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!!!!!

Views : 171    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Picture on driving license and facebook

funny truth-
no one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! !!!!!!!!

Views : 175    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Want to make money through face book

wanna make money through facebook...??
go to:
account->
account settings->
and click on
de-activate your account
than
start working...!!!!!?

Views : 164    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Could u fax me ur photo

could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
i'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the joker.!!!!!!

Views : 166    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.

santa was drawing money from atm.
banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: i've seen ur password. it's ****.
sant: u r wrong. it's 1394.!!!!?!?

Views : 179    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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Define a True Music Lover?

define a true music lover?
a girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath
and a boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 197    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Aug 2015
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It's Like Facebook In Real Life

sunglasses:
allowing you to stare at
people without getting
caught.
it's like facebook in real life.!!!!!!!!

Views : 136    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
sandrar:your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

what's the diff between dava & daru?
dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and daru is like wife,
jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 262    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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The Older One Should Sit Here

two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
bus conductor: the older one should sit here
both looked at each other
and the seat remained empty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 175    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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Shopping is always more fun

shopping is always more fun
when
you're spending someone else's money
instead of your own!!!!!!!!!

Views : 198    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking

an unfaithful husband
thinks of other women
when he sleeps with his wife.
a faithful husband thinks
of his wife when he sleeps
with other women!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 141    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back
parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy
now-a-days
parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl !!!!

Views : 130    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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Roses r red .. violts r blue

roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Views : 144    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Aug 2015
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1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

one boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 240    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 206    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Devil challenged in a game of cricket

the devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

we have got all the cricketers, said the angels.
devils:no problem,
we have got all the umpires.!!!!!!!!!'n

Views : 678    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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At ur age hitler COMMITed suicide

teacher : u failure !
at ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir,
but at ur age hitler COMMITed suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 365    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Why were males Why were males created before females?

because you always need
a rough draft before the final copy. before females?
why were males created before females?
because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!

Views : 300    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Lion bounced on wife

in an african safari,a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.
wife-shoot him! shoot him!
santa-yes yes.i'm changing d battery of my camera..!!!!!!!!!!


Views : 317    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Give me a pocket full of money

boy 2 god:
give me a pocket full of money,
a job & a big vehicle full of girls.
god replied:your wish is fullfilled &
he became a bus conductor of karachi university point!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 341    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Sweet demand by kid

a sweet demand by a kid.
a kid was beaten by his mom.
dad came n asked- what happen son?
kid said-i cant adjust with your wife anymore,
i want my own.....!!!!!!!!!

Views : 300    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
sharafat se roz sms kia karo warna,
ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 322    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Aug 2015
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Which one of us was the stupid one?

my boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
i told him everyone knows that
you don’t hire stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 72    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Jab barish hoti hai

jab barish hoti hai, tum yaad aate ho.
jab kali ghata chaye, tum yaad ate ho,
jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
bataoo meri umbrella kab wapis kro ge!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 191    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Add wife, have life.

if you marry one woman,
she will fight with you.
but, if you marry 2 women,
they will fight for you.
think different.
add wife, have life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 124    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Judge: U r crossing the limits

judge: u r crossing the limits.
lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
judge: how dare you call me saala?
lawyer: my lord, i said kaun 'sa law' kehta hai??? !!!!!!!!!!

Views : 113    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

2 men talking
1st:
i am getting married because
i am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
strange,
i am taking divorce for same reasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 67    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Stop only when we enter the examination hall

human brain is the most
outstanding OBJECT in world.
it functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
it functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 58    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity

hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs you after all !!!!!!!!!

Views : 137    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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A successful man

a successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.!!!!!!!!!!!

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When I was born...Devil said

when i was born
devil said...oh shit!!!
another good person!!!..&
when u were born devil said ...
oh shit!!!!competition...!!! !!!!!

Views : 119    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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My Girlfriend Told Me

my girlfriend told me
if i bought her one more stupid gift
she would burn it
so i bought her a candle !!!!

Views : 149    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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I wrote your name on my heart

i wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
i wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
i wrote your name on my heart &
i got heart attack.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 140    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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How you control your anger

father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush !!!!!!!!!

Views : 175    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

in art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
husband keeps watching.
wife: ab chalo gay ya pat jharr
ka intezar kertay raho gay.!!!!!!

Views : 258    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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Past year performance repeated.

tom : how should i convey the
news to my father that i've failed?
david: you just send a telegram:
result declared, past year's performance repeated.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 48    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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What is a girl friend?

what is a girl friend?
addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha !!!!!

Views : 148    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.
teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
pappu: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything !!!!!!
ha ha!!!!

Views : 237    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Examiner taking practical class

in bio practical:
examiner:tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
pappu:i don't know.
examiner:you failed, what's your name?
pappu:see my legs & tell my name!!!!!!
ha!!!! ha!!!

Views : 279    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Honest

a person who surrenders when he's wrong,
is honest.
a person who surrenders when not sure,
is wise.
a person who surrenders even if he's right,
is a husband.!!!!!!!!
ha!!!!!

Views : 269    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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What is skeleton?

interviewer:what is skeleton?
sardar:sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
ha!!!!!!ha!!!!!!!!

Views : 233    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Question by a student !!

question by a student !!
if a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
then...
how could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ????
ha!!! ha !!


Views : 209    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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An essay on cricket match

teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
all were busy writing except one sardarji.
he wrote no match, due to rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 224    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Sardar on phone

sardar on phone:
doctor my wife is pergnant.she is having pain right now.
doctor: is this her first child?
: no this is her husband speaking !!!!!!!
ha!!ha!!


Views : 283    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Pillow is like a true love

true love is like a pillow.
u could hug it when ur in trouble.
u could cry on it when ur in pain.
u could embrace it when ur happy.
want true love?
spend rs.50 buy a pillow.!!!!!!!!

Views : 212    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Who is she !!!

a boy was going with his girl friend
friend asked : who is she?
boy : my cousin.
the frend said: last year she was my cousin !!!!!!!!!
ah !!!!!!!!!!

Views : 210    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Desperate to get married

marriage is like a public toilet
those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
those inside are desperate to come out..!!!!!
ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Views : 199    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Heart touching lines

thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. but the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!!!!!!

Views : 167    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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Best pick up line to approach a Girl

boy: is ur dad terrorist?
girl: wht?
boy: no! i askd
coz u r such a
bomb !!!'
hahaha!!!!!!

Views : 183    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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Monkey thats me

modern...
obedient..
neat...
kind...
excellent..
young.
thats me.
dont feel sad... ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word!!!!

Views : 174    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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School

why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? because he wanted to see time fly !!!

Views : 238    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 9 Aug 2015
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Purity of honey

buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
how do i know if it is pure honey ?
seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
seller: so it is not a real dog.!!

Views : 173    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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Fat man sitting in a train cabin

a man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

taunting, he asks:
is this cabin for elephants only!

fat man humbly replies:
no!even monkeys like you can sit!!

Views : 188    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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I was a fool when I was married you

after a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
you know, i was a fool when i married you.
she replied, yes dear, i know
but i was in love and didnt notice.!!

Views : 288    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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Men /women like bluetooth

men are like bluetooth:
he is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

women are like wi-fi:
she sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...!!

Views : 219    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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I m talking to my wife

man outside phone booth: excuse me !!
you are holding the phone since 20 mins.

haven't spoken a word..!!
man inside: i'm talking to my wife !!!!.

Views : 194    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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Sarthar ji

sardar: i havnt slept all nite in the train.
friend: y?
sardar: got upper berth.
friend: y didnt u exchanged?
sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth...!!

Views : 161    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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U r a nice person...

u r a nice person...
but..u have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to god so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....!!

Views : 139    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Aug 2015
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Hight of good luck

height of good luck ...!

teacher: hey! stand up.
tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
student: who? me?

teacher: very good, sit down!!!

Views : 306    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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Rakhi

2 guys were following 2 girls
both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands.

1st guy to second-what will we do now?

2nd guy-u marry my sis,
i will marry ur sis!!

Views : 295    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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Employer need responsible

employer: in this job we need someone who is responsible.

applicant: i'm the one you want.
on my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said i was responsible.!!

Views : 212    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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How old is your father?

man : how old is your father?
boy : as old as me.

man : how can that be?
boy : he became a father only when i was born!!!!

Views : 186    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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Love is possible after friendship

love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!!

Views : 223    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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2minutes

govt banned maggi and porn.

basically this govt is against anything which gives you pleasure in 2 minutes.!!

Views : 181    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Aug 2015
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Olx

man:
why is your wife shouting at you?

friend:
she told me to upload her photo in facebook, i uploaded in olx.
mistakes do happen!

Views : 210    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Mouse-spouse

the ultimate & the most encouraging
lesson in english grammar:-

‘if more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one spouse is spice.'!!

Views : 200    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Collage

parents asked to a collage watchman that this collage is good?he replied yes & i m also studied this collage and got placed here.!!!


Views : 209    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Interview

a man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in army!

interviewer: we want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct! so do you think you are eligible?

man: sir.... can my wife apply?


Views : 266    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Cook

wife : i hate that beggar.
husband : why ?
wife : rascal, yesterday
i gave him food today he gave me a book
how to cook !!!!

Views : 237    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Intelligent husband

husband buy a new car and give that key to his wife and tell, dear you can drive but if you met an accident tomorrow the newspaper will show your age to public...!!!!so drive carefully

Views : 391    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Education

a small letter written by a small kid:

dear board of education,

i am also bored of education....

Views : 213    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Aug 2015
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Born

teacher asked pappu,where are you born????
pappu tells i born from my mothers stomach !!!!!

Views : 235    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 27 Jul 2015
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Improvement

doctor asked to a patient, have any improvement ????
patient replied ,yes doctor,your nurse sheela now speak with me.

Views : 290    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 27 Jul 2015
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Knife

if we take knife we are called thief.but doctors take knife they called god !!!!!!

Views : 239    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 27 Jul 2015
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Taj mahal

wife asked to his husband ,shajahn was build tajmahal for his wife.wat will you do for me???
husband replies that i will marry your sister!!!!!

Views : 169    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Jul 2015
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Dream

patients wife ask ,doctor my husband had dream about driving scooty daily.doctor said so what?she tell daily kick me doctor!!!!!

Views : 67    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Marriage

why love marriage is better than arrange marrage ??
because a known devil is better than unknown ghost !!!

Views : 272    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Theft machine

in america find a machine for theft.that machine find theft in 1 hour got 70 thief.in india 1 hour thief theft that machine\!\!\!\!

Views : 232    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Phone number

a patient in a hospital says to all that pls don't save your wife phone number wife1,wife2 if she had two phone numbers!!!!

Views : 168    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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1time equal to 100 time

in a shop rajinikanth purchase something for 100 rupees. then she give 1 rupee to shopkeeper . and tell 1 rupee equal to 100 rupee!!!

Views : 430    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Miss call

girl give missed call to boy.why should you always give missed call??she replied that i have no balance.boy said then how to give missed call??

Views : 239    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Coffee

husband ask to wife coffee?? wife said what you ask?husband replied that. you want coffee!!!!how is this joke

Views : 204    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Latest jobs

parotta master got 18000 salary
but
software engineer got 8000 salary ! ! !
ha!!ha!!ha!!ha! !how is it

Views : 113    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Sartharji

conductor ask to sartharji why should you take two tickets???
he replied that if one miss i have another one!!!!

Views : 113    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Santa

a teacher asked her class for sentence using the word beans
santa spoke up: we are all human beans

Views : 104    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Best joke

santa went to temple & saw people putting coin in box & praying
santa:waw! how amazing. people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver!!

Views : 103    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Best joke

boss:where we're you born??
santa:india
boss:which part??
santa:what which part??whole body was born in india .

Views : 101    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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Time

distance start when words are kept hidden...so be frank with your close ones to avoid the distance.

Views : 248    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
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